Discount Hunting Pillows

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving me money."

Everyday is cyber Monday.

"The deciding factor that got us to hire you above all the others was the 20% off coupon you added to your resume."

"Hi, and welcome to Val-U-Mart, you cheap son-of-a-bitch!"

January Clearance

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Are you still offering buy-two-get-one-free?"

Shops:Under cut, Upper cut, Half cut

Just to see the expression on their faces, store clerk Rodney Clatch liked to offer senior discounts to 40-something women.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I am in training for the sales."

"I'm finally remembering shopping lists and coupons. Now I forget my reusable bag!"

All Thumbs Store

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Beach con-man.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Cut Price

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Will work for ETFs

SALE

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop