Deal Hunters Pillows

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

With enrollment declining, Dawson College looked for creative ways to attract new students.

"Why do we have to buy a headstone? Couldn't we just engrave something on the back of that one?"

'It's okay -- I had a coupon.'

Wishing Well 10c. . . Second Wish Free

"We have a number of service options, the cheapest 'bronze', involves giving you lousy advice."

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

'I never dreamed we were responsible for the coupon manufacturer paying the grocer.'

"I sold my car $1500 last week! It's actually worth only $750! The guy understood! I'd just filled it up with gas!"

'It's the perfect location, Babe, easy walking distance to tattoo parlour, bargain booze hut and chip shop.'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS!'

"You thought we would offer lower fares? How insensitive."

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

'Doesn't your business have a policy where if you son't deliver the pizza within a half-hour it's free?'

This one's got power brakes, power steering, power windows and power payments!

"We raised the price but lowered the down payment... so it kind of evens out."

Currency Exchange. Hebrides Travel Agency. They said that for one hundred dollars, Skye's the limit.

You're getting cheaper, Armstrong. I'm getting more efficient. It's the American way. Businesses have to keep growing profits to satisfy their investors. The innovative entrepreneur finds ways to grow sales while constantly cutting costs. By giving customers used straws. They're broken in.

Fun Meal $3.95 (Actual Smileage may Vary).

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Beach con-man.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Cut Price

SALE

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Will work for ETFs

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.