Discount Seeking Pillows

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"How soon will this be a remnant

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"I just..."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"Do kids eat free?"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Giant Sale!

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

'Why would all these people line up for a library sale?'

"Are you still offering buy-two-get-one-free?"

All Day Deals!

"How much is the sign?"

'Do you have any coupons?'