Discount Seeking Prints

I was here just last month. Could you give me a returning-customer discount? I mean, it's the least you could do for such a loyal customer. Not really. The least I could do is nothing. You've just lost all my business. Get out.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I just..."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"Do kids eat free?"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

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"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Giant Sale!

Everything for a buck.

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"Are you still offering buy-two-get-one-free?"

'Why would all these people line up for a library sale?'

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

"How much is the sign?"