Discount Finding Pillows

'Do you need anything at the Bulk Club? We're going there to buy toilet paper.'

Shopaholic

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Crap others threw out

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

Giant Sale!

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"Are you still offering buy-two-get-one-free?"

'Why would all these people line up for a library sale?'

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

"How much is the sign?"

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.