Finding Deals Pillows

'How much!?!? Are you winding me up??'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"How soon will this be a remnant

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"I just..."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."