Shopping For Deals Pillows

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"I just..."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'