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Leaving one big question for the future...

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"I just..."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"How soon will this be a remnant

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

Unusual Offers

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Online Shopping.

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Do kids eat free?"

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

Giant Sale!

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"I got it in the sales."