Deal Chasers Gifts

'Sorry, he's away and won't be back for a week.'

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

'For a little less money, we can offer you a manual inflating air bag.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"I just..."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"Do kids eat free?"

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

Online Shopping.

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

Unusual Offers

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"