Digital Shopper Gifts

'No, Lindsay, in a real store there is no 'Add To Cart' button to click.'

Online shopping - Using shopping cart mouse.

e-procurement

"This is the most beautiful place I've ever shopped for scoop-neck cotton tees."

'Now, now...I'm sure you're not the first person to write a product review that people didn't find helpful.'

Virtual Grocery Store: Scan QR code to order.

"I've been online shopping all day. My feet are killing me."

"Hi! I'm Carl, from Amazon fulfillment. Would you mind telling us how you feel about your online shopping experience?"

"I'll never forget 2004. It was the year I stopped going to the mall and started accruing all my debt online."

"Congratulations - By choosing to shop online you are putting hundreds of retail jobs at risk and helping to turn your local high street into an economic wasteland!"

"What really would be fun is if eBay had some department stores we could go to."

"Been shopping all day - it's not my legs that are tired, it's my fingers!"

"Hello?...I recently ordered an Indian carpet, but I think you've sent me a Sicilian one!"

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Our computer network slows down every time someone orders a refrigerator from our website.'

On-line to washing-line...in one easy click!

'The last thing WE need is faster broadband.'

Buying a house on the Internet.

"If I don't get up early kids, go online and order the worms."

'She's so put together!'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'