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Visit Santa

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

I e-bay t-shirt.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"It looked different on the internet."

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

Pick & Buy Online.

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

'Whoever said money can't buy happiness, never shopped for designer footwear online.'

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

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Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet