Wholesale Buyer Gifts

Welcome to Iowa.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

Wholesale market in Cuba

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Monster Sale: "And just what sort of monster is madam looking for?"

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

'She's O.K. Thanks all the same... She's just 'shopped 'till she's dropped!''

"Less overcoat, lower prices."

Salesman given 10 minutes under extreme pressure to sell to buyer

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

'What a fantastic look! It'll be a big seller on the high st.'

'If you want to see your friends at the dairy, you're gonna have to go through me!'

Think Small.

"Of course you don't need to tell me about your procurement plans for the year ahead. That would spoil the surprise and give us time to deliver value for money and who needs that?!"