Wholesale Gifts

"More Château de Costco?"

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Larry's used art

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

A women in a shoeshop.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Hardy Annuals

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

How Amazon was invented

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Sale.

D.I.Y

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

"Where can I find the lefts?"

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."