Wholesale Aficionados Gifts

"I wish I could bulk-up like that."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Sale.

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Supply Chain

Online Shopping.

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

SupermarketAwful Market.

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'Our giant sale now on!'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

"As an expert in loyalty, Fido will create an emotional bond with each customer."

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Sinead?!"

'My other baby is Mercedes'

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

Extreme Yard Sale

'He outgrew his shoes on the way home from the shoe store.'

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."