Retail Enthusiasts Gifts

Big Sale. You know, being most thankful for the terrific bargains available on Black Friday misses the point of this holiday.

A Wal-Mart Customer Speaks

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"I shop, therefore I am."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"How was work?"

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Myths and legends...

Sale.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Supply Chain

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Customer Convention

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.