Shopping Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."

"What's the matter, Jack, can't you read?"

"Honey, you awake? I’m feeling frisky — let’s go shopping."

Customer Convention

Sign at side of road reads - 'Area of outstanding supermarket sites.'

"Dear customers, we are pleased to announce that in five minutes, everything in store will be drastically reduced."

Human Cull: People who stand on the escalator so that you can't walk past them.

"Poor Valerie is really depressed. She's lost the will to shop."

Express Lane Ten Items Or Less Or A $5 Surcharge.

"Do you sell 'food'?"

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Supply Chain

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The Mummy's Purse...