Shopping Admirer Gifts

"I bought you a software update...new underwear."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Cut Price

High security Santa's grotto

Second hand furniture.

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Mating rituals

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Online Shopping.

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Customer Convention

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."