Shopper Enthusiast Gifts

Price shock.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Cut Price

High security Santa's grotto

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Everything's gone up."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Online Shopping.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Customer Convention

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

SupermarketAwful Market.