Unique Shopping Enthusiast Gifts

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Customer Convention

Online Shopping.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Self-Checkout.

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

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