Unique Shopping Enthusiast Pillows

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Online Shopping.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Customer Convention

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Terms and conditions

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

Self-Checkout.