Shopping Enthusiast Pillows

'Forgive you?...sure I'll forgive you...the moment I see something I really want on the shopping channel.'

"So ... anyone here not been out Black Friday Shopping?"

Mammon Stores R and D - "Brainstorm is working on trying to discover the shopoholic gene."

'Why don't you go and do your shopping, Irene, then Janet and I will have something to talk about.'

If you don't see what you want... ...tough! (grocery store)

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

"She's okay - she just shopped 'til she dropped."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have a royalty card?'

Gold fish with bill - "What the hell do you spend it on woman?"

"It's fancy-schmantzy. I just wanted fancy."

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

"No, I wasn't beaten because of my political affiliation. I was trampled on Black Friday."

'Sometimes you just need to heal your soul - that's why God made chocolate.'

'How do you like those?' - 'Great, I can see the same pair across the road for £5 less.'

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

"I don't like the security chain any more than you do. Now, quit complaining and come try this one on."

Man with a new purchase about to fall down a hole.

"It's fall, Massimo. Let's cab it to Bergdorf's and get you some hair."

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

'Some fitting room...NOTHING FITS!'

Shop named 'Just surviving'.

"You've been under that car for hours, dear, and you promised to go shopping with me!"

'So that's what they mean by 'shop until you drop'.'

The First Black Friday

"Once again you've manged to bring more stuff home from the chuch bazaar than you managed to sell."

Sign in window reads: 'All major credit cards accepted, except yours, Martha.'

"I didn't know we had to take an oath with their loyalty card."

'You wouldn't catch George & I purchasing off the internet. We much prefer the hustle & bustle of real shopping.'

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

"Stop complaining...now when you wander off in the store, I can find you!"

Everyday is cyber Monday.

'Black Friday and cyber Monday are behind us...Let the real shopping frenzy begin!!'

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

'Next smile please!'