Shopping Enthusiast Prints

'Forgive you?...sure I'll forgive you...the moment I see something I really want on the shopping channel.'

"So ... anyone here not been out Black Friday Shopping?"

Mammon Stores R and D - "Brainstorm is working on trying to discover the shopoholic gene."

'Why don't you go and do your shopping, Irene, then Janet and I will have something to talk about.'

If you don't see what you want... ...tough! (grocery store)

"She's okay - she just shopped 'til she dropped."

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

'Do you have a royalty card?'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Sometimes you just need to heal your soul - that's why God made chocolate.'

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

'How do you like those?' - 'Great, I can see the same pair across the road for £5 less.'

Man with a new purchase about to fall down a hole.

"I don't like the security chain any more than you do. Now, quit complaining and come try this one on."

Gold fish with bill - "What the hell do you spend it on woman?"

"No, I wasn't beaten because of my political affiliation. I was trampled on Black Friday."

"It's fancy-schmantzy. I just wanted fancy."

'Not now - I'm under a lot of atmospheric pressure.'

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

"Once again you've manged to bring more stuff home from the chuch bazaar than you managed to sell."

"It's fall, Massimo. Let's cab it to Bergdorf's and get you some hair."

'Some fitting room...NOTHING FITS!'

Shop named 'Just surviving'.

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

'So that's what they mean by 'shop until you drop'.'

Sign in window reads: 'All major credit cards accepted, except yours, Martha.'

"You've been under that car for hours, dear, and you promised to go shopping with me!"

The First Black Friday

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

'Attention shoppers, all tagged items in aisle 4 will be reasonably priced for the next 20 minutes.'

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

'It's easy to save money - Just spend his.'

Apples - Buy 3, Get 3 - Duh.

"My fitness goal is to be able to shop till I don't drop!"