Shop Enthusiast Prints

'He certainly knows how to make a customer feel welcome.'

The Corner Shop.

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I shop, therefore I am."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Belief and Trust.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Online Shopping.

Customer Convention

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

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