Shopping Connoisseur Gifts

"No, I'm looking for something specific."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Cut Price

High security Santa's grotto

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Customer Convention

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Online Shopping.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Self-Checkout.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'