Shopping Connoisseur Gifts

"No, I'm looking for something specific."

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

High security Santa's grotto

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Online Shopping.

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Customer Convention

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Self-Checkout.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

Irregulars