Supermarket Connoisseur Gifts

'There, see? Everyone has an expiration date.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

Witches Checkout.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Complex Carbs

Mouse shopping after hours

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

The Creature of the Black Legume

High Street Stores in the Dock.

Woman has man in shopping trolley

"I waited 2 hours to see my favorite telenovela star at the super-mercado...and he didn't show up!"

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

Meats

"They had a special offer at the Supermarket."

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

'For the instant mashed potatoes, the head and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'

9 items or less at the gates of heaven

"After that, our marriage ripened into a divorce."

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."

"I always buy toilet paper in bulk. My family shreds through it so quickly."