Supermarket Connoisseur Gifts

'There, see? Everyone has an expiration date.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Witches Checkout.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Complex Carbs

Mouse shopping after hours

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

U.S. Male - Part Five

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

Woman has man in shopping trolley

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

High Street Stores in the Dock.

Do me a favor - don

The Creature of the Black Legume

9 items or less at the gates of heaven

Meats

"After that, our marriage ripened into a divorce."

"They had a special offer at the Supermarket."

'For the instant mashed potatoes, the head and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'

"I waited 2 hours to see my favorite telenovela star at the super-mercado...and he didn't show up!"

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."

'Ugh! I think it's past its sell-by date.'