Grocery Connoisseur Gifts

Looking for a gift for a grocery connoisseur? Discover clever and amusing items that highlight their love of fine foods and culinary adventures. Whether it's mugs, t-shirts, pillows, or prints, these gifts bring humor and personality to their kitchen and living space. Show your appreciation for their refined taste with something special that celebrates their passion for gourmet experiences, all with a witty twist that will make them smile every day.

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"I got your Postum, but they were right out of twenty-five-cent Marianne Moore stamps."

"I got your Postum, but they were right out of twenty-five-cent Marianne Moore stamps." mockup

"I got your Postum, but they were right out of twenty-five-cent Marianne Moore stamps."

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Fancy, Extra Fancy, and Reality Fruits mockup

Fancy, Extra Fancy, and Reality Fruits

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"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course." mockup

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

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Counting ribs

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"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?" mockup

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

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'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.' mockup

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

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'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.' mockup

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

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'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....' mockup

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

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Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle mockup

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

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Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

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'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.' mockup

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

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"I come here for the pepper."

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"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much." mockup

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

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Too much cilantro

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"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal." mockup

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

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"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked." mockup

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

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A Day In The Kitchen

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Full English Breakfast.

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"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?" mockup

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

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'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?' mockup

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

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A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high. mockup

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

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Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground mockup

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

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"Regular service or affected?"

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'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!' mockup

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

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this bordeaux speaks for itself

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"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill" mockup

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

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'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?' mockup

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

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Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign mockup

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

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''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.' mockup

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

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"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

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'Do we have any alligator pears?' mockup

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

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"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!" mockup

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

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Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'. mockup

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

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"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?" mockup

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

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'This 'homework,' was it done today?' mockup

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

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Grocery Connoisseur Gifts Collection

Grocery Connoisseur Mugs

Explore our collection of grocery connoisseur mugs and find the perfect way to start their day with humor and style.

Grocery Connoisseur Pillows

Discover our collection of playful pillows for a cozy, humorous touch to their living space or kitchen.

Grocery Connoisseur Prints

Browse our witty prints and bring a culinary-inspired splash of personality to their home decor.

Grocery Connoisseur T-Shirts

Check out our grocery connoisseur t-shirts for a fun and fashionable way to showcase their love of fine foods and culinary delights.