Retail Connoisseur Gifts

High Street Stores in the Dock.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Sale.

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

SupermarketAwful Market.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'Our giant sale now on!'

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"Don't make me send over the bad waitress."

Moliere

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

A tailor measuring a jacket.