Retail Connoisseur Pillows

High Street Stores in the Dock.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Sale.

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

SupermarketAwful Market.

'Our giant sale now on!'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"Don't make me send over the bad waitress."

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

Moliere

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Charles Dickens.

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

Bleak House

C Day Lewis.

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

A tailor measuring a jacket.