Checkout Connoisseur Pillows

Man unable to find checkout as signs say: 'Eight items or less','Cash only' and 'I'll think of something'.

'That's eleven..!!' ( 10 items or less counter ).

'This is ridiculous You should open another register,'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

The Personal ATM

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

Golfers lost on the road

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

"It depends on what attitude you wish to convey. This, for example, is part of our 'contempt' line."

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

"Do you do these in sheep?"

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

Hot Dog Stand

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'