Commerce Connoisseur Pillows

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

Supply Chain

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Music to their ears.

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Bit of an over reaction to a world-wide shortage of bismuth, don't you think?'

Brighter days are ahead. I love it when I hear that in both news and weather segments of the program.

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Who's the artist?"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."