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A Wal-Mart Customer Speaks

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"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"How was work?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Myths and legends...

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Sale.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Supply Chain

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Customer Convention

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'