Retail Park Enthusiasts Pillows

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Sale.

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Customer Convention

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

SupermarketAwful Market.

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'Our giant sale now on!'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"Can you estimate how much money you'll need for your mid-life crisis?"

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

"I've been window-shopping..."

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'