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"Jack, we're going to Target not Walmart. Lose the curlers."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Sale.

Supply Chain

Customer Convention

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

SupermarketAwful Market.

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'Our giant sale now on!'

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

All Major Cash Honored.

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."

'Let me through... I'm a retail therapist.'

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?"

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'

'Brilliant idea, Simkins, the old price was actually higher than the present one!'

'...and would you like to upgrade today's payment with your x-rays on a t-shirt, coffee mug, or photo package?'

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

'It's cheaper to replace the floor every month than to wash it and risk a customer slipping and then suing us.'

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

Empty shops.