Shopping Aficionados Pillows

"Do you have any nonpartisan pillows."

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Sale.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Supply Chain

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Online Shopping.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

The Mummy's Purse...

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Customer Convention

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Self-Checkout.