Shopping Aficionados Mugs

"Do you have any nonpartisan pillows."

Big Sale. You know, being most thankful for the terrific bargains available on Black Friday misses the point of this holiday.

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Joined at the hipster.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Sale.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Supply Chain

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Customer Convention

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Online Shopping.

The Mummy's Purse...

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange