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'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Sale.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

Online Shopping.

Customer Convention

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

The Mummy's Purse...

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."