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'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

Joined at the hipster.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Sale.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Customer Convention

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Online Shopping.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

The Mummy's Purse...

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Self-Checkout.

Swan in a trenchcoat.