Commerce Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

No matter who says otherwise,nepotism is not a dirty word.

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

Music to their ears.

First-Customer-Earned

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

The Salesman

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"I love fast break business success."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Supply Chain

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"