Commerce Enthusiast Mugs

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

No matter who says otherwise,nepotism is not a dirty word.

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

Music to their ears.

First-Customer-Earned

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

The Rubber Ball Company

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

The Salesman

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"I love fast break business success."

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Supply Chain

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Customer Convention