Ecommerce Enthusiast Mugs

"Here, try the blow torch I bought on eCave?"

"$119? I can get this on the internet for $36!"

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Supply Chain

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Last Chance for Everything.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

Terms and conditions

Self-Checkout.

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."