Ecommerce Enthusiast Gifts

"Here, try the blow torch I bought on eCave?"

"$119? I can get this on the internet for $36!"

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Supply Chain

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Self-Checkout.

Last Chance for Everything.

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Terms and conditions

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."