"He said his first word - co.uk."
E-commerce Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift for the e-commerce lover in your life? Explore our collection of witty and thoughtful items designed to delight anyone passionate about online shopping, digital entrepreneurship, and e-commerce trends. Perfect for adding a touch of humor and personality to their workspace or daily routine.
'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.
Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.
'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'
Company sales forecast mirrors the weather
Internet.
"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."
'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'
North Pole twinned with Amazon
"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."
Gerald Ratner's return
"We just got our online schooling exam results..."
'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'
Terms and conditions
"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."
"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"
Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified
'We're e-bankrupt.'
"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"
"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."
John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues
"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."
Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,
"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."
"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."
"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."
'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''
"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."
"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."
Internet Shoplifting
Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.
'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'
You Shouldn't Have
'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'
This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.
E-commerce Lover Gifts Collection
E-commerce Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of e-commerce lover mugs—funny, stylish, and perfect for any digital shopper’s morning routine.
E-commerce Lover Pillows
Explore our cozy pillows featuring clever designs for e-commerce fans—add a touch of humor and comfort to any space.
E-commerce Lover Prints
Browse our selection of prints celebrating e-commerce culture—ideal for inspiring or humorous decor for their home or office.
E-commerce Lover T-Shirts
Check out our range of t-shirts designed for e-commerce enthusiasts—witty, comfortable, and perfect for showing off their digital passion.