"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."
E-commerce Enthusiasts Gifts
Looking for a gift for the ultimate e-commerce enthusiast? Explore our collection of witty and creative products designed to bring a smile to online shoppers. Whether they’re passionate about digital retail or love to browse for fun, our range offers something unique—from humorous mugs to eye-catching prints—celebrating the thrill of e-commerce adventures.
'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.
Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.
'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'
Company sales forecast mirrors the weather
Internet.
"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."
'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'
Supply Chain
"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."
Gerald Ratner's return
North Pole twinned with Amazon
"We just got our online schooling exam results..."
Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified
Terms and conditions
"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"
"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"
"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."
'We're e-bankrupt.'
"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."
John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues
"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."
'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'
Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,
"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."
"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."
"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."
"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."
"Alexa...order my shopping!"
'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''
Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.
"When you order your dictator from Temu"
You Shouldn't Have
Internet Shoplifting
This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.
E-commerce Enthusiasts Gifts Collection
E-commerce Enthusiasts Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever designs for e-commerce enthusiasts—perfect for sipping coffee while browsing your favorite online shops.
E-commerce Enthusiasts Pillows
Shop our fun and cozy pillows designed for e-commerce lovers—add a humorous touch to their home or workspace with these playful accents.
E-commerce Enthusiasts Prints
Browse our vibrant wall art and prints that capture the spirit of online shopping—great for decorating the space of any e-commerce enthusiast.
E-commerce Enthusiasts T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts with witty slogans and designs that celebrate the passion for online shopping—ideal for e-commerce fans who love to make a statement.