Online Shopping Aficionados Gifts

'That? That's a store, hon. In the olden days people would buy things in stores instead of online.'

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

Man collects parcel nude as he has just woken up.

"You've been selling your acorns on ebay?"

'I've always felt safe shopping online.'

How Amazon was invented

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Customer Convention

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

Terms and conditions

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

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"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"I'm developing an app that solves the problem of not being able to buy things slightly more conveniently."

'I found it on Craig's List.'

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

Drones

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'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"They looked smaller on the website."

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

'Attention all employees shopping online during office hours must stop immediately! You are here to make money!!'

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

"Oh, I don't forage for acorns anymore....I just order them online!"