Internet Shopping Aficionado Gifts

"Looks like Santa Claus has moved from the North Pole to the Amazon."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Online Shopping.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Terms and conditions

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Self-Checkout.

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."