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"Looks like Santa Claus has moved from the North Pole to the Amazon."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"I shop, therefore I am."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Online Shopping.

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Terms and conditions

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

Self-Checkout.

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'