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'Personally, I preferred it when you left the house for shopping.'

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"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

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Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

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North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Self-Checkout.

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

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'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'