Online Retail Enthusiast T-Shirts

A green man sitting on a beach imagining selling toys online

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Gerald Ratner's return

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

Terms and conditions

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Your presentation on the advantages of e-commerce would've been better had it not been for the use of the word 'dude' 183 times.'

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"I told you it was a bad idea to buy a car online!"

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'