Internet Shopping Fanatic T-Shirts

"I let George order our shopping over the internet today."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

How Amazon was invented

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Terms and conditions

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"You get one every time you order something online."

"It looked different on the internet."

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

'I found it on Craig's List.'

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

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"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

Drones

"I'm developing an app that solves the problem of not being able to buy things slightly more conveniently."