Internet Shopping Fanatic Gifts

"I let George order our shopping over the internet today."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

How Amazon was invented

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Terms and conditions

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"It looked different on the internet."

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"You get one every time you order something online."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

I just bought a new Kindle Voyage. It's much better than my Kindle Paperwhite. Blasphemy, little buddy. A real man lugs around a paperback that he's milled from a fallen Redwood that he lifted off of a baby deer, before reuniting the fawn with its mother. I bought if off of Amazon. I didn't even use "one-click." I used the shopping cart and chose all the options manually. Almost as impressive. I keep it old-school.

Drones

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

'I found it on Craig's List.'

"I'm developing an app that solves the problem of not being able to buy things slightly more conveniently."

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"Ah, sweatpants."

"It's just not the same."